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Alejandro Fernandez Is All About "El Mañanero" [Having Sex In The Morning]
Today Alejandro Fernandez posted a picture of an article titled "El Sexo En La Mañana Alarga La Vida" [Sex in the morning prolongs life] on his Instagram account along with this headline "Hay k ser sanos!!" [Let's be healthy!]. Should you take his advice?
- By: Nacomprende
Still Too Puritanical: Gigolo Service Hardly Gets Any Business From Latinas [Video]
Primer Impacto ran this investigative piece on Cowboys 4 Angels, a "non-sexual" gigolo service for women. The service, says company owner Garren James, is popular because women are making more money. Oddly, even with James' Spanish-speaking wife by his side, the company doesn't have many Latina clients. Why?
- By: Nacomprende
Penis Cloning?! Caso Cerrado Would Like To Get To Bottom Of That. And Back To The Top. Repeatedly.
Yeah, you can clone your penis now. And, if you really want to get fancy, you can even implant a chip on the faux member to make it speak.
- By: Nacomprende
Wheelchair-Bound Woman: "My Husband Refuses To Have Sex With Me"
Meet a 50-year-old wheelchair-bound woman who's suing her "well-endowed" husband because he refuses to have sex with her. Or other women. Wait, what?
- By: Nacomprende
Men, Light This Penis-Shaped Candle To Break All Sexual Curses
Hey, are you male and young? Do you find it difficult to get laid? Dude, some artful succubus probably cursed you! What? You're socked? Don't be: Seuxal "amarres" [hexes] are totally common nowadays. Thankfully "el chaman" Fausto sells these penis-shaped candles that can break those.
- By: Nacomprende
Meet Dania Suarez, One Of The Hookers Involved In The Secret Service Prostitution Scandal [Pictures]
Dania Suarez, a 24-year-old single mom, is one of the prostitutes who hooked up with the members of the Secret Service in Cartagena, Colombia during last week's Summit of the Americas.
- By: Nacomprende
Cartagena Mayor Thinks Secret Service Colombian Hooker Scandal Isn't Scandalous At All
"It doesn't bother people at all,' Mayor Campo Elias said Tuesday, echoing many of his constituents. 'First, because adults were involved and, second, because here, it's normal.'"
- By: Nacomprende
Female Semen Robbers Leave Male Hitchhikers Feeling Like Cheated Whores
¡Ave Maria Purisima! Hitch hiking men in the country of Zimbabwe are in fear of being raped by the local women.
- By: SoyTuMadre
A Gordo Y La Flaca Pornographic Parody Exists [Video]
Simply put, a Gordo y La Flaca porn parody is... a brilliant idea. Why didn't anybody think of this before? Though, thinking about it, it may be a little redundant since Univision flaunts half-naked women -- even on family-oriented shows like Sabado Gigante -- pretty much all day.
- By: Nacomprende
Dad Pays For 16-Year-Old Son's First Prostitute [Video]
It turns out that the old wives' tale of the dad who paid a prostitute to take his son's virginity -- you know, to make him into a REAL man -- isn't a wives' tale at all! At least in Nicaragua it's not.
- By: Nacomprende
